Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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