We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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