But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
