her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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