I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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