finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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