I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
you are never too drunk for berry picking
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love