Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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