I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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