I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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