remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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