Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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