I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
and she was petting her beer can
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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