If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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