Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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