What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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