Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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