yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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