fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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