I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
The ass gains better be worth it
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
