Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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