I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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