The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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