think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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