There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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