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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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