White coat. Heels.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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