You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Umm I'm too high to move.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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