U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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