sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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