there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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