I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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