gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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