id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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