that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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