idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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