Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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