she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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