Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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