I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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