just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
