Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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