I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
North Korea, Best Korea!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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