Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
