Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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