Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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