do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
