How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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