So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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