dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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