YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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