I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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