at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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