You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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