Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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